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Top Story · 2026-07-31

He was up 1,000%. Then July happened.

Situational Awareness ran 4x leverage into the greatest AI rally ever recorded. It took one month for the market to take it all back, and Citadel was waiting at the bottom with a checkbook.

Ken Griffin, whose Citadel bought the bulk of the unwound portfolio. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
-67%One fund. One July.
4.8Mbpd back through Hormuz
44%WEN short interest at squeeze
1/hrFigure 03 production rate

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