The tape, the takes, the pain.
Tech CEOs are suddenly talking like responsible citizens. Meanwhile, oil's doing oil things and someone's retired state pension just cleared 0K.
Crude topped triple digits, the 10-year kissed 5%, and traders are pricing in a September rate increase nobody wanted.
4.90 million riders, 584 thousand drivers, 30 cities. Türkiye's mobility super app cleared its September 30 ride-hailing targets with four weeks to spare, then raised them.
The 10-year yield just hit a two-year high and suddenly everyone remembers fixed income exists. Stocks are taking it personally.
Markets opened in wait-and-see mode as the Treasury Secretary prepares to unveil what everyone's calling the 'toughest' Iran sanctions yet. Meanwhile, chips are down and oil's playing limbo.
Treasury yields ground higher and the Nasdaq led the tape lower. Unitree unveiled its Superman humanoid ahead of Shanghai. The AI trade wobbled without falling over.
Micron down 13% in a day. Intel down 21% in seven. Samsung prints an 1,800% profit increase and falls 7%. When good news stops working, pay attention.
The house posted its best trading haul ever. The degens funded a measurable percentage of it. We checked. It was us.
Check your index funds. Check your target date fund. Check your dating app. It is all Nvidia.
Through $4,000 an ounce while everyone argued about AI capex. The oldest trade on earth quietly had one of its best years ever.
Rate cuts are back and everyone has already priced in six more. The two-year believes. The thirty-year has some questions.