The tape, the takes, the pain.
Micron down 13% in a day. Intel down 21% in seven. Samsung prints an 1,800% profit increase and falls 7%. When good news stops working, pay attention.
The house posted its best trading haul ever. The degens funded a measurable percentage of it. We checked. It was us.
Check your index funds. Check your target date fund. Check your dating app. It is all Nvidia.
Through $4,000 an ounce while everyone argued about AI capex. The oldest trade on earth quietly had one of its best years ever.
Rate cuts are back and everyone has already priced in six more. The two-year believes. The thirty-year has some questions.