VOLT WIREUS MARKETSSPY 755.72 -1.77%QQQ 690.49 -3.47%DOW 51,770 -1.09%BTC -- LIVEGOLD 3,885 -3.63%WTI 102.95 +0.93%VIX 19.42 +12.91%SOX 10,689 -7.20%EQUITIES & FUTURES: SAT OCT 31 CLOSEFOLLOW @VOLTDISPATCH ON XVOLT WIREUS MARKETSSPY 755.72 -1.77%QQQ 690.49 -3.47%DOW 51,770 -1.09%BTC -- LIVEGOLD 3,885 -3.63%WTI 102.95 +0.93%VIX 19.42 +12.91%SOX 10,689 -7.20%EQUITIES & FUTURES: SAT OCT 31 CLOSEFOLLOW @VOLTDISPATCH ON X
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The Degen Files

Leverage, liquidations, and the people who refuse to learn.

Michael Burry Bets on Build-A-Bear as Retail Rediscovers Stuffed Animals

The Big Short guy just filed a 13F showing a position in BBW, which is 25% short interest and down 60% this year, so naturally the squeeze talk has begun.

Beyond Meat Just Did a 1,000% Short Squeeze Because Nothing Matters

The fake-meat company nobody thought about in three years just pulled off a ten-bagger in 48 hours, reminding us that short squeezes are still the dumbest way to get rich.

BlackRock Just Filed a Bitcoin ETF With Training Wheels

The new 'buffer' ETF promises downside protection—which means the dip you bought will be capped at 10% while your upside gets clipped too.

Four in Five Dogecoin Leverage Traders Are Long. This Ends Well.

80% of leveraged DOGE positions are betting on upside — a more lopsided ratio than Bitcoin, Ethereum, or Solana — just as $950M in crypto got liquidated.

Ripple Is Now Financing Leveraged ETFs Because Crypto Wasn't Risky Enough

XRP's parent company wants a piece of Wall Street's $256 billion swap market — the same plumbing that lets you lose 3x faster.

SEC Approves 3x Leveraged Bitcoin ETFs Because We Weren't Losing Fast Enough

Triple-leveraged crypto ETPs are here, and if you don't understand how daily rebalancing math works, you're about to learn the expensive way.

MicroStrategy Copycat ETFs Are Now Bigger Than MicroStrategy Stock

Retail traders wanted Bitcoin leverage with a stock ticker, so Wall Street gave them three — and they bought $2.4 billion worth in nine months.

Bitcoin ETFs Lost $450M Because Congress Forgot How to Pass Laws

The CLARITY Act died in the Senate and retail panic-dumped crypto ETFs like lawmakers had just banned the internet.

You Can Now Buy an ETF That Bets Against XRP. Yes, Really.

The SEC just delayed a leveraged short XRP fund until October, which means someone actually filed paperwork to create this thing.

712%BORROW RATE · 0 SHARES TO SHORT

Boxabl's Borrow Rate Just Hit 712%. There Is Almost Nothing Left to Short.

A float in the single-digit millions, 99.6% of lendable shares already lent out, zero shortable shares at IBKR, and a 712% cost to borrow. Is $BXBL setting up for a squeeze?

Robinhood Put Stocks on a Blockchain and Degens Turned Them Into Memecoins

The chain was built for tokenized securities; traders immediately started pumping fake tokens with ticker symbols instead.

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He Was Up 1,000%. Then July Happened.

Situational Awareness ran 4x leverage into the greatest AI rally ever recorded. It took one month for the market to take it all back, and Citadel was waiting at the bottom with a checkbook.

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The DORK Basket Is the Most Honest Thing in This Market

Krispy Kreme, Opendoor, Rocket Lab, and Kohl's. Donuts, houses, rockets, and department stores. Finally, an index that tells the truth.

Wendy's Is a Meme Stock Now and Honestly It Makes Sense

44% short interest, a 7.5% dividend, a new turnaround CFO, and one r/wallstreetbets thread with 23,000 upvotes. The Save Wendy's trade was inevitable.